9 food bands that we wish existed

Ever noticed how many bands’ and artists’ names sound a little like food? You haven’t? OK, allow us to enlighten you with our nine favourites – just in time for festival season.

1. Bruce Spring Greens

The Boss of five-a-day.

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Photograph: Flickr / YangChen

2. Briehanna

‘Pon the cheeseboard.

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3. Madonna Kebab

After a night of voguing.

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4. Lasagne Del Rey

Because she’s multi-layered.

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Photograph: Flickr / cyclonebill

5. Kaley Minogue

Wholesome, just like the pop princess.

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Photograph: Flickr / Nick Saltmarsh

6. Demi Tomato

Because we all see red sometimes, right?

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Photograph: Flickr / the_ewan

 7. Mumford & Buns

And their trusty bunjos.

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Photograph: Flickr / jeffreyw

8. Gwen Salami

Did someone say vegan?

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Photograph: Flickr / Didriks

9. Bread Sheeran

And his incredible rise to fame.

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Photograph: Flickr / Steph

Get set for the summer